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Tuesday, 27 October 2009
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Pop Quiz: Male or Female?
Guess whether friends A through E are male or female. And no peeking at my facebook profile!
Friday, 16 October 2009
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Prosecuting Conversations
Sometimes I wish I could filter out lengthy conversations in much the same way that the patent system filters out ideas and inventions.
If you're going to talk at length about something, it better be:- appropriate subject matter
- novel
- useful
- non-obvious
- and reasonably enabled
To borrow and modify a quote from Winston Churchill..."The best argument against freedom of speech is a 20-minute conversation with the average person." - appropriate subject matter
Wednesday, 07 October 2009
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IT'S RAINING GARTERS AND BOUQUETS!
Make love, not war. Or get married and do both!
Congratulations to our sickeningly lucky-in-love friends who tied the knot this summer.
Anyway, this image-intensive post is really for myself. My forgetful, ol' self. I just wanted to document these celebrations so that I could remember my favorite parts when I looked back.
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S & S had one of the greatest wedding ceremonies I've ever witnessed. The guests knew it was going to be a good one when the officiant opened with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference. And then there were the awesome "Why S (the bride)?" and "Why S (the groom)?" essay assignments that were read aloud. I giggled, I aww'ed, I laughed, I sniffled, I cried. Seriously, it was better than most romantic comedies.
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M & P took out all the silly wedding fluff they didn't care for and kept just the best parts: great music, hors d'oeuvres, cake, a steady stream of alcohol, and ... neon glow sticks. I really think they're on to something!
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C & K's flawless wedding managed to accomplish something I never expected to experience. ...
They actually showed us that New Jersey could be really beautiful! And delicious. And, gasp, FUN!

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J & J's outdoor ceremony was held in a truly stunning locale (Nestldown in the Bay area). I gasped in awe when we reached the clearing surrounded by majestic Redwood trees and a pond. One of my favorite touches was when the bride and groom planted a sapling together using soil from their parents' actual homes. What a meaningful and symbolic gesture!

Derek and I had a lot of fun goofing off at the picturesque photo station. Can you tell these were taken during the cocktail hour? Hehe.
The menu for the chinese banquet included an interesting item: concubine chicken. Which made me scratch my head and ask, "How does a chicken become a concubine?" To which Derek replied, "By sucking up to a royal cock!" (Admit it. You laughed out loud, too!)
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K & M actually got engaged during our wedding weekend in Negril back in 2006. They had so much fun at our destination wedding that they were inspired to have one of their own. *pats self on back* But sadly, I couldn't make it to their castle wedding in Portugal. *kicks self in back* Sigh... At least I was able to meet up with them when they visited the city to hear all the craaaazy stories from their wild celebration.
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Once again, congratulations to all the happy newlyweds!
As for marital advice, just keep in mind that
LOVE IS A VERB, NOT A NOUN
... especially during your honeymoon phase!
Tuesday, 06 October 2009
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Oh, the things we say...
Friend who can't stop boasting about his start-up: We have an impressive 10% penetration of the X market!
S: Sorry to break it to you, man. But ask any woman and she'll tell you.. 10% "penetration" is hardly considered penetration at all.
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D: Ummm... [trying to understand S's sour mood] Does the P in PMS stand for "pre" or "post"?
S: In my case, it stands for PERPETUAL..Okay?! Gotta problem with that?!!
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S: I wish you could look at me the same way you look at that curry beef brisket.
D: [turns to look at S with the same intense look of love and desire]
S: Aaawww.. I love when you look at me that way...
D: Actually, I'm imagining that you're the curry beef brisket!
Thursday, 01 October 2009
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Chemical Learning
Too awesome not to share.
If only they taught orgo this way. Then I would've paid attention!
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- Name: Sherry
- Birthday: 2/12/1982
- Gender: Female
- Member Since: 1/24/2008
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