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Pop Quiz: Male or Female?

Guess whether friends A through E are male or female. And no peeking at my facebook profile!
Oh, the things we say...

Friend who can't stop boasting about his start-up: We have an impressive 10% penetration of the X market! S: Sorry to break it to you, man. But ask any woman and she'll tell you.. 10% "penetration" is hardly considere…
Reason #310 to take better photos

That's right. I'm not ashamed to use mob-boss tactics on my friends. And yes. It totally worked! I got the photos that very week.
MY MOOD ENHANCER

This is the photo I've had as my monitor background on both my desktop at home and my laptop at work since 2006. Spectacular, isn't it? *sigh* I love this photo. Staring at it just instantly relaxes and mesmerize…
10 Reasons to Seek a Geek

Ladies, here's why you should date a dork! 1. He'll know how to integrate the area under your curves. Even if your dork has never been physically intimate with someone before, he will have studied the anatomy and mec…
Homo-Shield : Protection from the Gathering Storm
Is there anything more romantic than a Venn Diagram?

In lieu of a store-bought anniversary card, I whipped up a series of Venn Diagrams to express my sentiments towards my best-friend with benefits (i.e. "husband"). Here's a peek at 2 out of the series that are suitable…
NYC Strip Club Endorses Presidential Candidates

Okay. This is actually old news. Back in February during the primaries, I was walking around my neighborhood when I noticed an enormous banner outside of Scores, a famous strip club. You know, the kind with gyrating, na…
Political Cartoons: An Analysis of the Cartoon Vote

The Republicans have brought voter fraud charges against ACORN, an organization that recently registered the likes of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. But, really, I'm not sure why the GOP is so upset about this. The cart…
Why Christians Should Support Gay Marriage

From my understanding, the bible does not condemn a loving relationship between two people of the same sex. What the bible actually condemns is homosexual activity such as sodomy. So, good Christians, you should fully …