a heterosexual male with a passion for the art of cooking, an activity stereotypically associated with women, and is highly involved in the kitchen
And now, I'd like to introduce even more varieties of male "o-sexuality" (coined by yours truly):
EGOSEXUAL- adj, noun
a person with a strong sense of self-importance and such high standards that he (or she) has great difficulty being attracted to others
He's incapable of loving me because he's egosexual. The only person he loves is himself.
FRODOSEXUAL- adj, noun
a heterosexual male who shares a particularly close fellowship with his male friend(s) and engages in unabashed male bonding
Evan and Seth were clearly very comfortable with their frodosexuality when their fledging man-crush became a full-on bromance.*Boop!*
HALOSEXUAL- adj, noun
a heterosexual male whose love life sux0rz because he is too busy pwning other men playing video/ computer games
Jenny was surprised when Joe asked her out. He'd never shown any interest in girls and was always too occupied with his halosexual lifestyle.
( I didn't want to use images of real people, but these were the only ones I could find quickly. My apologies, boys! I sincerely hope that one day you'll find your "console-mate". )
Believe it or not, I fell in love with a halosexual. He wasn't as hardcore as other gamers and he's not nearly as committed since he graduated college. But when he got into it, nothing (and I mean nothing- not even RL activities rated M or AO ) would pull him away! Luckily, Derek is also a gastrosexual and enjoys cooking delicious meals for me. WOOT!
Do you know any guys who are metro/ gastro/ ego/ frodo/ halo-sexual?
To be consistent, XANGOSEXUAL just wouldnt work... *shakes head*
ROFL! *looks for gastrosexual*
Frodosexual is also known as "bro-mance"
ahahahaha.
jaja, such clever definitions. Especially the 'Halosexual' and 'Frodosexual' ones...those are priceless.
lol.... love frodosexual because it sounds so cute! i think of hobbits having sex. my hubby's a metro - he's my best shopping partner!
hahaha frodosexual... nice...
my best friend is metro. he helps me pick out the best shoes :)
Do you get halosexual with your dude? Nothing turns me on like a womoan blowing my head blown off from across the room. And I mean that in every possible sense.
i think several of my guy friends are frodosexual, hahahah. hilarious post!
@Esturk - I tried to pick up gaming, but I was so bad it was embarrassing. The only game I was decent at was Gunbound (wow, that was so long ago!). Buuuut... I did blow his head off from right under his nose while he was gaming. And I mean that in every possible sense. Like I said.. nothing would pull him away. But that didn't mean he couldn't multi-task.
Well, what about WoWSexual? Because that's definitely what my guy is. As of recently we both have been into the World of Warcraft thing. Lame. I know.
This was stinkin hilarious though =D
Being an egosexual isn't all bad. I'll always be there for me, and I don't mind when I hog the covers. Life is good when you love yourself more than anything.
However I hope to find the girl who can steal some of my love away from myself.
But for now, why should I seek validation in someone else? That's just a recipe for disaster.
I think I'd be turned off by halosexuals, but if he was a gastrosexual, that would level the playing field.
oh I love this.
Hahahaha, I've never heard of a lot of these. How funny.
i didn't realize there were so many different labels for guys and yes I also fell in love with a halosexual.. thanks for pointing out the many differences!
@twirrlie - I agree! WoWsexual! It took me forever to drag my husband away from that game although I played for awhile too...I shudder to think of when the expansion comes out b.c he'll probably get right back to it.
good entry is good.
LOL!! My guy is a frodo-sexual.
is there a mario-kart-sexual? otherwise i just have a generic heterosexual. i'm assuming the whole sports obsession is rolled into hetero as well.
sigh....... im egosexual. it's so tough.
haha bromance.. and goddang, that frodosexual looks like hes gonna be eaten by his computer!
rofl. i'm digging the gastrosexuals. only because i'm lazy though.
Ha ha, I love mr. male a staff out of a nintendo controller guy. The girls must luuvvvvvvv him! =)
im dating a gastrofrodohalosexual. it all makes sense noww!
)Believe it or not, I fell in love with a halosexual. He wasn't as hardcore as other gamers and he's not nearly as committed since he graduated college. But when he got into it, nothing (and I mean nothing- not even RL activities rated M or AO ) would pull him away!
Luckily, Derek is also a gastrosexual and enjoys cooking delicious meals for me. WOOT!
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Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha............
>_<
To be consistent, XANGOSEXUAL just wouldnt work... *shakes head*
ROFL! *looks for gastrosexual*
Frodosexual is also known as "bro-mance"
ahahahaha.
jaja, such clever definitions. Especially the 'Halosexual' and 'Frodosexual' ones...those are priceless.
lol.... love frodosexual because it sounds so cute! i think of hobbits having sex. my hubby's a metro - he's my best shopping partner!
hahaha frodosexual... nice...
my best friend is metro. he helps me pick out the best shoes :)
Do you get halosexual with your dude? Nothing turns me on like a womoan blowing my head blown off from across the room. And I mean that in every possible sense.
i think several of my guy friends are frodosexual, hahahah. hilarious post!
@Esturk - I tried to pick up gaming, but I was so bad it was embarrassing. The only game I was decent at was Gunbound (wow, that was so long ago!). Buuuut... I did blow his head off from right under his nose while he was gaming. And I mean that in every possible sense.
Like I said.. nothing would pull him away. But that didn't mean he couldn't multi-task. 
Well, what about WoWSexual? Because that's definitely what my guy is. As of recently we both have been into the World of Warcraft thing. Lame. I know.
This was stinkin hilarious though =D
Being an egosexual isn't all bad. I'll always be there for me, and I don't mind when I hog the covers. Life is good when you love yourself more than anything.
However I hope to find the girl who can steal some of my love away from myself.
But for now, why should I seek validation in someone else? That's just a recipe for disaster.
I think I'd be turned off by halosexuals, but if he was a gastrosexual, that would level the playing field.
oh I love this.
Hahahaha, I've never heard of a lot of these. How funny.
i didn't realize there were so many different labels for guys and yes I also fell in love with a halosexual.. thanks for pointing out the many differences!
@twirrlie - I agree! WoWsexual! It took me forever to drag my husband away from that game although I played for awhile too...I shudder to think of when the expansion comes out b.c he'll probably get right back to it.
good entry is good.
LOL!! My guy is a frodo-sexual.
is there a mario-kart-sexual? otherwise i just have a generic heterosexual. i'm assuming the whole sports obsession is rolled into hetero as well.
sigh....... im egosexual. it's so tough.
haha bromance.. and goddang, that frodosexual looks like hes gonna be eaten by his computer!
rofl.
i'm digging the gastrosexuals.
only because i'm lazy though.
Ha ha, I love mr. male a staff out of a nintendo controller guy. The girls must luuvvvvvvv him! =)
im dating a gastrofrodohalosexual. it all makes sense noww!